It’s maybe not fair to single him out, but I was watching a bit of GMTV today (in my defence, I was half asleep at the time…) and at about 7:50am up popped Richard Arnold to talk about tonight’s TV.

A very, very, very brief chat about a couple of programmes accompanied with short clips and at 7:53am he was gone from our screens and the show moved on to Andrea with the weather..

Now, my gripe is this - how much is he being paid, what does he do with the rest of his day, and how can I get a job like his?