Well, I’m rattling through these now at a fair old rate of knots!

Another biography which isn’t really a biography, Why Do I Say These Things? takes us on a bit of a journey through the mind of Jonathan Ross without fully revealing the story behind his early life, road to success and life at the top.

Instead this book is really nothing more than a collection of funny stories - I suppose you could argue that that is what an autobiography is all about but this doesn’t have any coherent narrative which ties it all together.  Rather than starting at the beginning and working through his life, the stories jump about all over the place.

This is fine though, as it’s explained at the very outset that this is what we are to expect.

He has no intention of writing a warts ‘n’ all tale of his life story, instead he wants to effectively put in print the type of story he tells every week on his TV and radio shows.  Fair play to him for that as some of the stories really did make me laugh out loud, and it’s quite refreshing that someone as famous as he is doesn’t feel the need to lay their life out for all to inspect.

As you’ve probably gathered, I’m a fan of Ross and if you are too then you will love this book but if not then you probably won’t.

Don’t buy it thinking you will get any great insight into the story behind the man - sometimes reading about someone’s life away from the cameras can change your opinion of them, but I doubt this book will have the same effect.

I see Jonathan Ross as a kid in an adult’s body - something he freely admits himself - and the anecdotes served up here do nothing but reinforce this opinion.  But it’s none the worse for that as far as I can tell.

Read it, I guarantee he will make you laugh at some point!

Also in this series

  1. Book No 1 : Double or Die by Charlie Higson
  2. Book No 2 : Hurricane Gold by Charlie Higson
  3. Book No 3 : By Royal Command by Charlie Higson
  4. Book No 4 : The Birthing House by Christopher Ransom
  5. Book No 5 : Too Close to Home by Linwood Barclay
  6. Book No 6 : Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
  7. Book No 7 : Michael Schumacher : The Edge of Greatness by James Allen
  8. Book No 8 : Why do I Say These Things? by Jonathan Ross
  9. Book No 9 : The Spook’s Secret by Joseph Delaney
  10. Book No 10 : The Spook’s Battle by Joseph Delaney
  11. Book No 11 : The Spook’s Mistake by Joseph Delaney
  12. Book No 12 : Rapscallion by James McGee
  13. Book No 13 : Patient Zero by Jonathan Maberry
  14. Book No 14 : A Snowball in Hell, by Christopher Brookmyre
  15. Book No 15 : The Spook’s Sacrifice, by Joseph Delaney
  16. Book No 16 : When will there be Good News? by Kate Atkinson
  17. Book No 17 : Remote Control by Andy McNab
  18. Book No 18 : Michael Jackson - Legend, Hero, Icon: A Tribute to the King of Pop by James Aldis
  19. Book No 20 : The Traveller by John Twelve Hawks
  20. Book No 19 : Indelible by Karin Slaughter
  21. Book No 21 : The Monster of Florence by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi
  22. Book No 22 : The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown
  23. Book No 23 : Batman: Year One - Deluxe Edition by Frank Miller & David Mazzuchelli
  24. Book No 24 : It’s Not What You Think by Chris Evans
  25. Book No 25 : Suffer The Children by Adam Creed
  26. Book No 26 : Long Lost by Harlen Coben
  27. Book No 27 : Danger Society : The Young Bond Dossier by Charlie Higson
  28. Book No 28 : Batman: Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson